you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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