speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
he had hair everywhere except his balls
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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