How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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