I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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