you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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