are you so shy because you have an std?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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