Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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