Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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