Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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