we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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