My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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