we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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