Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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