so explain again why im purple
no
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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