He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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