the new term for farting is butt boxing.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
i now understand why vodka
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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