im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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