i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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