so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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