I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
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