why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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