Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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