Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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