big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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