You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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