no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Sponge bath it is.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I'm bleeding and have questions
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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