jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
We talked him into tasing himself.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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