I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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