god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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