There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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