I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I'm jealous of your bromance
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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