Who wears a wallet chain?!
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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