He kissed a someone with a penis
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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