You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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