there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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