its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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