A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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