Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Never joke about your clitoris.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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