Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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