What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
When are your genitals available?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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