Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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