We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
It's official drugs can't kill me
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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