It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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