I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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