were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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