i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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