yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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