Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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