i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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