My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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