I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
