Kiss
Puke
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
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